if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear
I’ve been looking for this forever
You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it
Coming up with this snapchat is my crowning achievement in life.
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol
yep here it comes, give it your best shot death, i ain’t afrai -yoink
that baby got a fuckin death wish